huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(via little-rose-pond)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3

(via collapsed)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via tarynmaiexom)

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.


it took me 10 minutes to figure out what this was

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(via tarynmaiexom)

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

emmablackery:

hobgoblinhero:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

with a period, end of story. 

perhaps you’re just marrying a norman

(via waiting-for-salvation)

Anonymous said: What's your major in college?

Then I was like:

morosity:

stress

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brianabuenviaje:

ladybulletsordie:

warriorinthemaking:

when it turns from winter to spring

when bae comes over

when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously

connorkawaii:

"you’re obsessed with video games"

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(via intensional)

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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(Source: thecutestofthecute, via secretly-obvious)

coconutears:

Wasn’t feeling good so I stayed up until 4 am drawing